Some days you write the posts, and other days…well, it’s like Ed McMahon shows up at your door with a big gift-wrapped box with a shiny bow on top. You find a silver platter inside. Upon which sits a post like this, already written and ready to go:

Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party’s principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

The RNC’s first black chairman will “surprise everyone” when updating the party’s image using the Internet and advertisements on radio, on television and in print, he told The Washington Times.

Could it be? Will he finally reveal the secret of why he’s never been seen in the same place at the same time as Shock G?