From the comments to an Onion A.V. Club review of Wolfmother’s latest, the best one-sentence review of a band ever:

ElDan

27 Oct. 2009 | 6:12 PM CDT

Fantomas sounds like a drum kit chasing a retard down a steep flight of stairs.

Now, I do love Mike Patton in all his weirdness, but goddamn, that’s funny.