So, we’ve recently learned that printed books and blogs are both dead. Anything else? Any more traditions or trends on their way — oh, what’s that, Wired magazine? Gasp! The web itself is dead? Goddamn! How can it— ? What the— ? I just saw it yesterday, and…*sniff*…and…oh gods, we were just talking about how we had finally gotten to a good place and there was still so much to look forward to! *Sob*
I hereby proclaim the death of fatuous, sensationalist proclamations of death from hipsters who can’t be bothered to differentiate between hyperbole and analysis. Let the word go forth.