Being a homeowner, I thought I should look into a security system to protect my property from the roving hordes of barbarians, cannibals, zombies and other undesirables sure to be seen lurching around the post-Rapture hellscape (no sign of Jeebus around here yet, but it’s still only late afternoon). I took an informal survey of the yard signs throughout the nearby suburbs, and a company called Vector was the clear favorite, but still, I ultimately decided to go with Brinks. I figured the people who make armored cars should know a thing or two about keeping your stuff safe, right? And installation was a snap, so now I can kick back and relax, safe and sound.
What? Oh, no, you misunderstood me. I didn’t actually install a security system. Jeez, you know how expensive those things are? I just stole a Brinks sign out of someone’s yard and put it in my own. What burglar is going to call my bluff when there’s so many houses without security signs around here?