Sara Reardon:

Ultimately, says Nader Perroud of the University of Geneva in Switzerland, if suicidal behaviour is considered as a disease in its own right, it will become possible to conduct more focused, evidence-based research on it and medications that treat it effectively. “We might be able to find a proper treatment for suicidal behaviour.”

They can have my right to self-cancellation when they pry it from my cold, dead hand.