Ahahahaha. Ohohohoho. I just checked the calendar in case it was somehow Christmas again, but no. Regardless, it appears that some mischievous deity gathered up Jacobins and Girondists Skepchicks, FTBers and A-plussers, put ’em in a jar, and shook it up to watch them fight. Like apex predators, if apex predators were pathetic and obnoxious rather than deadly, it seems that self-righteous cultural revolutionaries who have made a specialty of arguing in bad faith are incapable of sharing the same territory without conflict. I know; who could have possibly seen that coming? “It isn’t fair, it isn’t right,” Ms. Watson screamed, and then they were upon her. Yes, it’s all fun and games until it’s your mind being read uncharitably and your motives being smeared. Ahahaha, oh, my aching sides.

Oooookay I guess that’s a good place to end this absolute clusterfuck of a thread, that I had foolishly hoped would just be a calm discussion between differing parties but has resulted in me and my site being labeled as abusers. Brilliant job everyone.

Excuse me? Excuse me? I’d just like to point out that using “clusterfuck” pejoratively is offensive to the orgiastically inclined, not to mention that it carries a disturbing hint of ableist scorn toward the physically uncoordinated. Why, I haven’t felt so shamed and triggered since George Michael claimed that “Sex is natural, sex is fun, sex is best when it’s one-on-one.” Check your anti-group sex privilege!