There’s introspection, and then there’s donning a cilice made of tweets to affect the appearance of introspection. These poor progressives. They’re so desperately insecure, so afraid that they might be unwittingly oppressing someone, so unable to trust their own motivations. If only someone could come up with a metric to give them an objective way to measure their biases. Then someone could point out that obsessing over metrics is such a typical white male thing to do, and the fun could start all over again.