Then the feminist ideologues came for me, and there was no one left to speak up, because I was a hermit, after all; hell, exposure to this kind of whiny drivel is probably a large reason why so many of us prefer to be left alone to begin with; I mean, Jesus Aitch, solitude is gendered now? A man who renounces everything society stands for still needs to be lectured about his oppressive privilege? Is there anything that can’t be turned into materiel for the endless war between the sexes? Fuck it; I refuse to let them take me alive.

The Hanged Man