I’m going to take Cathy Young’s article, hop in a time machine, set it for the spring of 2012, and make my then-self sit down and read it. Having thus absorbed all the essential information about the SJW cult, I can spend the next three years recording music and turning this blog into a space for amateur literary criticism, which will be a much more rewarding use of my time than trying to understand the mindset of a bunch of petty tyrants and rabid lunatics.

Assuming that plan doesn’t work, I’ll just introduce a motion that the article be used as the epitaph on the SJW tombstone.