I like Smoothie King. It’s one of my favorite places to get healthy calories on the road, especially of the high-protein, low-sodium variety. But this article, my goodness — let me just say this. Pick your three favorite alcoholic beverages. Take a shot of beverage no. 1 when you see the word “journey.” Swig from beverage no. 2 when you see the word “mission.” And take a long pull on the bottle of beverage no. 3 when you see the word “vision.” If you’re conscious at the end of the article, you’ll probably need a liver transplant. What is it with this touchy-feely corporate jargon? I wasn’t sure if I was reading a business article or a cult pamphlet.