“…because, well, Mark Wahlberg, to me, can almost do no wrong.”

Holy shit. I didn’t think I’d ever see someone who would proudly identify as a Mark Wahlberg fan. Motherfucker is so lifeless he could have played the corpse in Weekend at Bernie’s and fucked that up. Motherfucker is so wooden he makes Keanu Reeves look like Jim Carrey. Jesus. People go to see his movies on purpose?

I’ll leave the last word to WWTDD? with one of my favorite summaries of Wahlberg’s acting method:

I hate Mark Wahlberg and his wooden line reads and the way he furrows his stupid brow and tries to look intense but just looks confused, like a caveman poking a turtle with a stick.