Now I can never unknow the image of a senior citizen accidentally strangling himself while jacking off.
It does make me wonder if this sort of thing has caused a decrease in the number of guys who commit suicide by hanging. I’m picturing some poor schlub, beaten down by life, weary of it all, who decides to use a gun or sleeping pills or jump off a bridge because he just can’t stand the thought of having his final, harrowing expression of unbearable existential pain diminished by the rumor circulating afterward that he was just too clumsy while freaky-masturbating. Just one indignity too far, you know?
Or maybe guys who do hang themselves are going to film the entire event while dressed in winter clothes, just to be safe.