For the past several years, Asylum and other men’s media organizations have taken the Movember challenge by growing a mustache for the month of November to raise awareness and funds for cancers that affect men. This year, concerned about the role of women in this illustrious holiday, we (in cooperation with the American Mustache Institute) decided to launch Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day. This is a day on which women can support the cause by making love to a man with a glorious, wooly mustache.
Yeah, well, I rock the full facial hair all year long, unlike these trendhoppers with their temporary taint-ticklers, so I guess that makes me more cancer-aware than all y’all. I’m available for the rest of the day, ladies! Unless you want cancer to win!