A friend of mine is heading back to Germany to spend a couple weeks visiting family. She surprised me by asking if there were anything I wanted her to bring back for me. Put on the spot, all I could think to ask for was any sort of Nietzsche-related memorabilia. The tackier, the better. I’m envisioning perhaps a pair of faux-marble bust bookends, or maybe a giant fake mustache. I already have a bunch of t-shirts, stickers and, yes, the beanie baby you see pictured. Shame? No, I don’t have any of that, sorry.

Anyway, should I get something really awfulgood, I’ll post a picture of it.