
Who does that? Not me! After today’s Champions League final, I’ve got almost three months of hell-spawned weather to look forward to with hardly any fútbol to watch, so you better believe I’m going to get some book-reading done. Here’s the most recent additions to the stack since last time, which no, of course I haven’t finished, just like I hadn’t finished all the ones from the picture before that, because shut up, that’s why, I don’t have a problem, I am so going to get them all read sooner or later; here, quit harassing me and just look at this: