Well, well, well. In news that will shock absolutely no one, another right-wing, pro-family, homophobic fundamentalist preacher has been outed as a participant in the sinful lifestyle he railed against from the pulpit. Except by “right-wing”, we mean “left-wing”. And by “pro-family”, we mean “conspicuously poly“. Also, by “homophobic fundamentalist”, we mean “doctrinaire social justice-atheist“.
(With apologies to the original.)
…adding, this is a pretty good summary too.