Scarecrow Decapitated and Five More Damaged in Village Attacks

A community has been left perplexed by a spate of attacks on scarecrows – including a decapitation. Six scarecrows have so far been damaged, having been part of a 25-strong display in Barnham Broom, near Wymondham, for three months of lockdown.

This is a hate crime against my people. I feel unsafe. We need Detective Worzel Gummidge on the case.