And when I shout, “Curse all cowardly devils in you who like to whine and fold their hands and pray,” they shout, “Zarathustra is godless.”…Well, then, this is my preaching for their ears: I am Zarathustra the godless, who speaks: “Who is more godless than I, that I may delight in his instruction?”

— Nietzsche

PZ only got to number seven, and he desecrated a communion wafer! I’m going to have to work extra hard if I want to make this list next year.