When I was a teenager, Ice-T’s music was such a threat to bourgeois society, he got personally condemned by Poppy Bush and Dan Quayle themselves (and Tipper Gore, too; such raw evil required a bipartisan alliance to oppose it).
Oh, how the mighty have fallen — now he gets tickets for not wearing a seat belt, that is, when he’s not having Twitter slap-fights with Aimee Mann.
I guess he can always console himself with the knowledge that at least he never starred in Are We There Yet?