Why not just legalize cocaine, then?
Delivered in a black packet emblazoned with a skull and crossbones, the coffee is said to have ’200 per cent’ more caffeine than your standard cuppa. ‘This is not your regular morning coffee. This is not your store bought coffee. You will not find this coffee at your local diner or at your sissy Starbucks,’ its disclaimer reads.
Ain’t that America. Anyway, I just wanted to use this opportunity to make you all listen to the Wildhearts:
March 20, 2013 @ 5:13 pm
This murderizes coffee and all it stands for. It is not merely a vehicle for caffeine. It is an epicurean experience. As well as a vehicle for caffeine.
March 21, 2013 @ 8:21 pm
If it ain't cold and in a can, it ain't real coffee.
March 24, 2013 @ 1:55 pm
I'm hearing "It's The End of the World As We Know It" in there, which is not a bad thing.
March 24, 2013 @ 8:41 pm
Yeah, now that you mention it. They've always had a poppy sensibility like that — one of the earliest reviews of them I saw described them as the answer to the question of what Jan and Dean singing for Motorhead would sound like.